Rob

So I've been meaning to draw my manself for ages, and I did awhile ago, but last night I felt like he needed to be updated. So here he is. His name is Rob now, since my name was going to be Robert if I had been a boy (I think that suits him better than Raymond.)

He's different from me, but also very similar. He's taller and thinner (except he has a beer gut) and has more hair, but this is pretty much what I would be like if I were a man, be it now or the 80's. No doubt.

Doesn't he look so intelligent? No, of course he doesn't. He has the same IQ of 2.5 as I do

His legs are very shapely. Look at them go.

He fucking loves metal and punk, but his main thing is thrash. His favorite bands are Kreator, Sodom, Exodus, Megadeth, Anthrax, Slayer, Venom, Motorhead, Destruction, D.R.I, Nuclear Assault, etc.

He plays guitar in a thrash metal band with 's manself Christopher David in the 80s (of course), and they do stupid shit all the time and fuck shit up. We're going to write stories about them....because we would.

He doesn't have a sexual preference (or any kind of preference, really. He'll fuck anyone), but he only dates guys. He has this little, fluffy metalhead boyfriend that loves him to death (what, did you think I would give him a GIRLfriend? This guy is the male version of ME, after all!), even though Rob cheats on him all the time. It's sad. Poor fluffy thing.

So obviously he's different from me in that aspect (I don't fuck everyone or cheat on people). He IS a fictional character after all, it wouldn't be as fun if I made him EXACTLY like me. He's....well, he's a special snowflake, that's for sure But I love him.

It's definitely a very good thing for me and the rest of the world that I'm not actually male.